During our first three years of living in Puerto
Vallarta, Mexico, Dolores and I became very proficient in the use of public
transportation, buses and taxis, to get around and about. Obviously this allowed us to become somewhat familiar with the
layout and location of the streets; however, we were very limited in our
flexibility to vary or change our destinations when we were “out and
about.” An example would be when we shopped for our cooking classes we’d
go north to SAM’s/Walmart complex by bus, then return home by taxi with our
many purchases missing many items that could be found at other stores and
vendors. Additionally, we found
ourselves limited to the close in local scene – not able to explore the world
around us. Finally we were presented
with an opportunity to purchase a car by our then administrator. His partner had passed away and he inherited
a car even though he didn’t drive. He
offered the car to us at a good price, thus began our driving experience in
Mexico.
Our biggest
advantage in beginning this experience was that both Dolores and I can be
classified as “aggressive” drivers. I as
a result of spending my earlier years competing successfully in car
time-distance Rallies and other SPCA sport car events and Dolores by also being
involved with sports cars and in rallies.
This made it easier to adapt to the Mexican driving environment. The following tongue-in-cheek guide lines was
published locally and in my opinion is a very good description of driving in PV.
“Puerto Vallarta driving tips (according to Harvey)
Taken from Puerto Vallarta Mirror -
www.pvmcitypaper.com
1.
Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Vallarta driver never uses them.
2. Under no circumstances should you
leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space
will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous
situation.
3. Crossing two or more lanes in a
single lane-change is considered going with the flow.
4. Never, ever come to a complete stop
at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will inevitably result in you being
rear-ended.
5. Braking is to be done as hard and
late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot
massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it’s a
chance to stretch your legs.
6. Never pass on the left when you can
pass on the right. It’s a good way to scare people entering the highway.
7. Speed limits are arbitrary figures,
given only as suggestions and are apparently not enforceable in Puerto
Vallarta.
8. Please remember that there is no
such thing as a shortcut during rush-hour traffic in Vallarta.”
Many
of the more unusual and different moves we refer to as “doing the
Mexican.” We are waiting until we’re
able to import our car and get Mexican plates before we attempt to duplicate
them. Our favorites include 1) - cutting in front of the lead vehicle at an
intersection. Envision this: you are the first car waiting on a lateral at
a stop light to turn left. A car on your right drives up beside you in the next
lane and then pulls his/her car in front of you to turn left. You are now
car number 2 waiting to turn; or 2) – waiting several cars back at a stop light
on an arterial to make a turn when several cars will pull out into the opposing
lanes and make a run to be the first cars into the intersection to make the
turn (always check your rear view mirror before your turn). These are just two of many tricks that we
call “doing the Mexican.”
The most important thing to remember
while driving anywhere is keeping your mind on the task at hand. In Mexico that becomes your number one
concern. We quickly learned to always
expect the unexpected when behind the wheel of our automobile. There actually is a yin and yang balance
between being both aggressive and being passive while on the road. Find
it, and driving in Mexico becomes a fun experience.
Grandpa,
ReplyDeleteI have emailed Delores too but can you email me your address. My old email address in which i was subscribed to this blog has since been deleted so i no longer have your current email address. We are sending out wedding invites. Creepy i am posting to this site i know :). gotta love the internet!!
thank you!
Broc